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HA HA HA! MY IBOOK CRIMES HAVE WON!

RICHMONDERS OF RICHMOND VIRGINIA, YOU HAVE BEEN TRICKED BY THE GREAT EL SERPENTO ONCE AGAIN! I TOLD ALL OF YOU THAT THEY WOULD BE GIVING AWAY MANY LAPS FROM APPLE COMPUTERS FOR CHEAP MONEYS. I TELL YOU ALL TO BRING 50 DOLLARS. MY TRICK WORK BECAUSE WAY MORE PEOPLE SHOW UP THAN COMPUTERS HAD. I PICK THEIR POCKETS WHILE THEY IN LINE! THEN WHEN THEY GET UP TO FRONT THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE MONEY TO BUY BANANA COMPUTERS! I HAVE MONEYS ON TOP OF MY LAPS. THEY HAVE NO TOP LAPS. HA HA HA!





HA HA HA! SO MANY PEOPLE SHOW UP BECAUSE I TELL THEM LIES ABOUT BAD COMPUTER FOR LAPS! HA HA HA!


THIS ONE OF MY HENCHMAN. HE DRIVES THE GREEN EL SERPENTO TRIBUTED FORKLIFT WITH BARRICADES TO KEEP PEOPLE CLOSE TOGETHER SO I CAN PICK THEIR POCKETS. I NOT JUST STEAL THEIR WALLETS. I STEAL THEIR POCKETS! NOW THEY HAVE NO POCKETS AND CRY BECAUSE THEY CANNOT SEW NEW ONES OR HOLD BREATH FOR 45 SECONDS!



SEE? ONE PERSON LOST HIS MONEY BECAUSE I STEAL IT SO HE OFFER UP BABY IN EXCHANGE FOR LAPTOP SINCE HE COULD NOT PAY FOR IT WITH CASH MONEY PRIZES. I NOW HAVE MONEY TO BUY REAL COMPUTERS WITH OPTIONAL LAP ACCESSORIES! I WIN. YOU LOSE!

IT A GREAT DAY FOR CRIMINAL CRIMES IN RICHMOND VIRGINIA.

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seankennedy
Aug. 16th, 2005 02:38 pm (UTC)
your evil knows no bounds
ems33em
Aug. 16th, 2005 04:03 pm (UTC)
hahahahah OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111
fusethemasked
Aug. 17th, 2005 02:04 am (UTC)
that icon...is so cool. kudos.
karimonica
Aug. 16th, 2005 04:07 pm (UTC)
hahahahhaha.

And that was only Henrico residents, right? I can't imagine if it was open to everyone as originally planned...

xo k.
i_broke_it_
Aug. 17th, 2005 12:51 am (UTC)
It was supposed to be. Lots of people were probably buying them for other people though.

God, imagine if it had been open to everyone.
dusty_chenille
Aug. 16th, 2005 04:24 pm (UTC)
I love how you also made the weather bads! :)
me_am_bizarro
Aug. 16th, 2005 05:03 pm (UTC)
that was one of the craziest mob scenes i have see up close!!
loco_destructo
Aug. 16th, 2005 05:31 pm (UTC)
HAHA! LOOK AT THE STUPIDS ALL WASTE TIME AND HAVE THEIR WALLETS STOLEN ALL FOR INFERIOR MACS!
princesssheep
Aug. 16th, 2005 05:42 pm (UTC)
I could pretty much look at the picture/caption of the man holding up his kid forever, and still laugh every time I saw it.
runtheredlight
Aug. 16th, 2005 09:18 pm (UTC)
Haha seriously.
ptocheia
Aug. 16th, 2005 07:02 pm (UTC)
Haha beautimous maximus!
tvsgrady
Aug. 17th, 2005 02:02 am (UTC)
This is the song written for the train chase
This is the song, Rocky and Ken
We'll try to kill him with a forklft
OLE!
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