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RICHMONDERS OF RICHMOND VIRGINIA

YOU CAN SWIM BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE, EL SERPENTO HAS ARRIVED TO DO SOME CRIMES. FOR HIS FIRST ACT OF CRIMINAL CRIMES, HE HAS PUMMELED THE "HERO" OF RICHMOND, EL MATEMATICO, TO A BLOODY PUMMELED PULPY MESS OF STUPID.

LOOK HOW EL MATEMATICO GETS BEATEN LIKE A PIÑATA THAT IS FILLED WITH SAD PUPPIES AND LIZARDS WHO CAN'T SWIM.

STUPID MATEMATICO!

STUPID MATEMATICO!

STUPID MATEMATICO!

STUPID MATEMATICO!

STUPID MATEMATICO!

RICHMONDERS OF RICHMOND, YOUR HERO HAS BEEN DEFEATED AND LEFT FOR DEAD IN DITCH IN FRONT OF EL SERPENTO'S FAVORITE PIZZERIA IN RICHMOND OF RICHMOND VIRGINIA!

WHERE IS YOUR HERO NOW, RICHMONDERS? WHO CAN STOP EL SERPENTO? NOBODY BUT SGT. SLAUGHTER BUT HE IS OLD AND FAT AND DOESN'T EAT ENOUGH FISH.

I HOPE THIS MAKES YOU ALL CRY.

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team_ragnarok
Jul. 24th, 2005 10:12 pm (UTC)
And I thought it was all over. I guess not.
merccom
Jul. 24th, 2005 10:13 pm (UTC)
i've got to say, this is maybe the lamest thing i've ever seen but still, keep up the good work on your evil deeds.
vintagerose
Jul. 24th, 2005 10:24 pm (UTC)
I was going to bitch about the pictures until I saw how funny they were. A++

*applause*
josby
Jul. 24th, 2005 10:29 pm (UTC)
I don't think beating up that retard would really be considered a crime. Or at least it shouldn't be.
brianthestuntbu
Jul. 24th, 2005 10:43 pm (UTC)
It makes me so angry to see a hero blindsided like that. Why don't you face him like a man El Serpento?
el_serpento
Jul. 25th, 2005 02:31 am (UTC)
HAIRY FACE, I WILL SHAVE YOU, BEAT YOU, AND THEN KNIT YOU A COFFIN MADE OF YOUR HAIR.
(no subject) - brianthestuntbu - Jul. 25th, 2005 08:16 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - roxorz_mcownage - Jul. 25th, 2005 10:03 pm (UTC) - Expand
hraebn
Jul. 24th, 2005 10:58 pm (UTC)
dastardly!
yummychummy
Jul. 24th, 2005 10:59 pm (UTC)
i'm upset. el matematico turned me on.
el_matematico
Jul. 25th, 2005 12:49 am (UTC)
Oh, Leg Girl.

You are what american call "a Kink."
(no subject) - el_mephisto - Jul. 25th, 2005 01:18 am (UTC) - Expand
not_ice
Jul. 24th, 2005 11:20 pm (UTC)
hmmm yep, I think it's back to Halo
acheerangel444
Jul. 25th, 2005 03:32 am (UTC)
ditto
(no subject) - roxorz_mcownage - Jul. 25th, 2005 10:03 pm (UTC) - Expand
ib_jennay03
Jul. 25th, 2005 12:19 am (UTC)
Ummmm...yeah okay
hyperviperbeam
Jul. 25th, 2005 12:36 am (UTC)
oh richmond lucha

the most popular thing this city has besides totally ineffective govt
eternalinternal
Jul. 25th, 2005 12:45 am (UTC)
were you tickling him to death? if so that's a total bitch move.
el_serpento
Jul. 25th, 2005 02:32 am (UTC)
I SAW KARATE KID. YOU GOT KICKED IN THE FACE AND THEN YOUR TEACHER PUNCHED A WINDSHIELD BECAUSE YOU FAILED. HA HA HA!
kid_zombie
Jul. 25th, 2005 12:49 am (UTC)
Attn. Richmonders of Richmond. El Serpento is a fake! He beat up an imposter of our hero to gain street cred. He must be vanquished by all of those who have any sense of righteousness. You will never defeat El Matematico.
el_matematico
Jul. 25th, 2005 12:49 am (UTC)
WHAT
THE MATHEMATICIAN WEIGHS MUCH LESS THAN THAT STAND-IN.

THIS FIGHT WAS STAGED. Richmond, VA, USA's protector is not even in the city! He is on vacation in MXCITY, MX, visiting Mama Matematico and his younger siblings.

If "El Serpento" wishes to do battle, then he will get for a beating.

I am waiting for you!

el.matematico@gmail.com
el_mephisto
Jul. 25th, 2005 01:25 am (UTC)
Re: WHAT
When I pick Matematico up from the aeropuerto we are going to drive to la casa de Serpento and tomar una mierda in your yarda delantera, next to rosas de su madre!
Re: WHAT - el_serpento - Jul. 25th, 2005 02:29 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: WHAT - el_matematico - Jul. 25th, 2005 03:23 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: WHAT - el_serpento - Jul. 25th, 2005 06:53 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - dissect - Jul. 25th, 2005 12:54 am (UTC) - Expand
stevish
Jul. 25th, 2005 01:12 am (UTC)
el matematico would never wear boots like that, you shit head.
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