El Serpento! (el_serpento) wrote in rva,
El Serpento!
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RICHMONDERS OF RICHMOND VIRGINIA

THE LAST TIME I DECLARED MY AWESOMENESS TO YOU, YOU ALL AGREED AND GAVE ME CONGRATULATORY CONGRATULATIONS FOR BEING THAT WAY. BUT EL MATEMATICO CLAIMED THAT I DID NOT FIGHT HIM IN THAT LAST BATTLE, BUT INSTEAD FOUGHT AN IMPOSTOR. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY NOT TRUE BECAUSE I WILL FIGHT ANYBODY ANYWHERE ANYTHING ANYTIME ANYPLACE ANYHOW ANYPLANET ANYLANDMINE ANYUZI.

STILL, HE INSIST THAT I DID NOT BEAT HIM INTO A BEATEN ONE, SO HE DECIDE TO CHALLENGE ME TO A FIGHT. HE SAID THINGS ABOUT HOW HE WOULD HURT ME WITH HIS "JUSTICE" IN A BATTLE FOR HIS HONOR OF RICHMOND HERONESS. I LAUGH AND GLADLY ACCEPT TO FIGHT HIM AGAIN BECAUSE I ALREADY BEAT HIM BEFORE AND HE STAINED HIS PANTS YELLOW BEFORE FIGHT. THAT MADE ME LAUGH MANY DAYS.

SO TODAY I HEAD OUT MY AWESOME DOOR TO GO MEET EL MATEMATICO IN THE RICHMOND PARK TO DO BATTLE AND I FIND A LETTER ON MY DOORSTEP WHICH IS EQUALLY AWESOME AS MY DOOR ITSELF.

LOOK WHAT IT WAS:









I NOT SURPRISED BY HIS LETTER BECAUSE HE WAS HURT SO BADLY LAST TIME. WHERE IS YOUR HONOR AND YOUR GLORY AND YOUR GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH NOW EL MATEMATICO? I HAVE THEM ALL AND THEY ARE MINE TO HAVE UNTIL I DO NOT WANT THEM AND FEED THEM TO THE IGUANA. I ALSO HAVE MUCH BETTER STATIONARY. WITH GLITTER!

RICHMONDERS OF RICHMOND, YOUR HERO HAS ABANDONED YOU AND LEFT YOU TO CRY IN THE SHALLOW END OF YOUR KIDDIE POOLS WHICH I USE FOR #2 WHEN YOU ARE NOT AROUND.

EL SERPENTO'S CRIME WAVE OF CRIMINAL CRIME ACTS IS THE BEST!

AND NOW EL SERPENTO HAS WEB SITE! YOU WILL GO THERE BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE ME. BUT YOU CAN'T BECAUSE OF BAD DIET! HA HA HA!
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