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HA HA HA! MY IBOOK CRIMES HAVE WON!

RICHMONDERS OF RICHMOND VIRGINIA, YOU HAVE BEEN TRICKED BY THE GREAT EL SERPENTO ONCE AGAIN! I TOLD ALL OF YOU THAT THEY WOULD BE GIVING AWAY MANY LAPS FROM APPLE COMPUTERS FOR CHEAP MONEYS. I TELL YOU ALL TO BRING 50 DOLLARS. MY TRICK WORK BECAUSE WAY MORE PEOPLE SHOW UP THAN COMPUTERS HAD. I PICK THEIR POCKETS WHILE THEY IN LINE! THEN WHEN THEY GET UP TO FRONT THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE MONEY TO BUY BANANA COMPUTERS! I HAVE MONEYS ON TOP OF MY LAPS. THEY HAVE NO TOP LAPS. HA HA HA!





HA HA HA! SO MANY PEOPLE SHOW UP BECAUSE I TELL THEM LIES ABOUT BAD COMPUTER FOR LAPS! HA HA HA!


THIS ONE OF MY HENCHMAN. HE DRIVES THE GREEN EL SERPENTO TRIBUTED FORKLIFT WITH BARRICADES TO KEEP PEOPLE CLOSE TOGETHER SO I CAN PICK THEIR POCKETS. I NOT JUST STEAL THEIR WALLETS. I STEAL THEIR POCKETS! NOW THEY HAVE NO POCKETS AND CRY BECAUSE THEY CANNOT SEW NEW ONES OR HOLD BREATH FOR 45 SECONDS!



SEE? ONE PERSON LOST HIS MONEY BECAUSE I STEAL IT SO HE OFFER UP BABY IN EXCHANGE FOR LAPTOP SINCE HE COULD NOT PAY FOR IT WITH CASH MONEY PRIZES. I NOW HAVE MONEY TO BUY REAL COMPUTERS WITH OPTIONAL LAP ACCESSORIES! I WIN. YOU LOSE!

IT A GREAT DAY FOR CRIMINAL CRIMES IN RICHMOND VIRGINIA.

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ems33em
Aug. 16th, 2005 04:03 pm (UTC)
hahahahah OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111
fusethemasked
Aug. 17th, 2005 02:04 am (UTC)
that icon...is so cool. kudos.